ANGKOR WAT MOFOSSS

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ANGKOR WAT MOFOSSS

Gonna make a whole series of that.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT(Smile in the process)

HI HI HELLO BONJOUR SUASADAI 

 

I”m in godamn Cambodia. AND I GOT ALL MY SHIT STOLEN WHILE SKINNY DEEPING WITH A HOT GERMAN GIRL 

PASSPORT, CB, IPOD, RACOON DICK BONES 

But I just smiled, runned naked through town, and tried to fix the problem.

I have no money, so I”m working in a club for free food drinks and room. 

Gonna make a new passport. 

The worst part was that I didnt get to bang the German girl. 

So for 2 days my goal was to bang her. And she has like 10 guys around her, loving her, wanting to get with her. 

So yesterday She was sleeping on a table, So i carried her to her bed. Next things we know we’re fucking in the empty dorm, lights on, wild awesome sex. And she is HOT. SHAVED PUSSY, and this is precious when you travel.

After that I went out tried to meet new girls. I can find that I’m in trouble with the ladies. I’m being too much. I need to learn how to chill, and stop saying stupid shit that offend people. CALIBRATION 

If i have one advice to give, is just to be A MAN. Just finished reading The Way of The Superior Man, and it really help. Now I want to practice the weird no ejaculation hippy shit.

Anyway i’ll write better post when I’ll have a notebook. I dont even have enough money for the fucking internet haha 

LIFE IS AWESOME 

 

NEW TOWN. NEW GIRL

Hey hey hey !

I left the little village of Pai and arrived in the big town of CHANG MAI. Only staying for a days caus today I’m leaving for Cambodia.

So yesterday I got meself a nice massage. And it’s awkward as fuck !!! I wanted a clasic massage with no wanking. That’s what I got. Butt you cant help to think that at one point that lady will start stroking your dong with a peacefull smile on her face !

ANYWAY. After the massage, I’m done. Ready to got to bed. But then ;y friend tell ;e that its the last night here. (last and only) that I should go out. So head I go out, tail I go to bed. . . . HEAD

We go to this huge center where all the club are connected. Amazing. Got a beer. Drink it halfway and decide to go sober.

Some warm up approach. not much out of them. I got trouble finding attractive girls. (lots  of girl are chubby caus when they travel they drink every night and eat shitty food. Also lots of hairy vagina’s)

PS ON THAT: two days ago I pulled home a fat OZ girl. She gave me last minute resistance. Since the day I’v got that Racoon dick bones around my neck, there’s a guardian angel on my shoulder. Let me explain meself. It’s been 3 times in a row that I pull a girl that I’m not attracted too. And each time she dont want to sleep with me. But when I got a hot girl in my band, there’s no problem. Nice.

CHODED BACK OUT. Got bored. Wanting to go home. So I started dancing and having fun. Then I see a really hot blond, hippy, surrounded by 3 guys

Approach. She’s from Spain, 29.

go seat with her and start talking. Im pretending I’m a virgin. All 5 minutes I can see her friends walking behind me trying to get her to react. She doesn’t  even look at them. I keep taking with her for like 10 minute, with light physical touch. My eye contact is pretty damn powerfull these days, I look into their eyes and start focusing on her, and on the present.

We then go for a walk. I give her my arm. Then later grab her neck. Then let her go. Then grab her back. Like push and pull. I then ask her for a dance in the middle of the street and start singing opera. Make out. Go chill with some friends. Cherish her. Then go to her place.

The sex was amazing. I didn’t even penetrate her. It was just foreplay. But we were both so present. Going with the flow . . . until I took a shit on her chest . . . HAHA, just kidding.

I then walk back home, got lost. And now I’m getting ready for Cambodia.

I wont count this pull as a LAY. But it was a really nice experience.

See you soon for more story.

Regards,

Max 

WARM UP AS STARTED 1 Day 1 Lay

YES

I am now in Thailand. We arrived 2 days ago.

  1. First Day: Walked around Bangkok. Smiling to girls (Thai and foreigners) Did some day approach for fun. Took a night train for Chang Mai in the north.
  2. Second Day: Train, bus. Spend the all day traveling around until we got to Pai an awesome chilled Hippy ville in the north. Full of traveling girls. So it was on !!!

Take a shower, drink some Thai energy drink (heard there’s actual speed in it.) named M150. Some cheap Thai booze (I only have 10 dollar q day) and started to say to everybody in the street. Getting in conversation with guys, girls.

Then I approach q set of English land Irish girls. It was weird, I talked to fast. They got shocked by my dry humor. They didn’t like it when i say i got fucked by my uncle hahaha.
This set showed me that in chill environment and seated bar I need to be cooler. More James bond Eye contact shit.

Then 3 Girls walked past. STAND UP. RUN. TALK. They seat with us I try so speak Italian. Say stupid shit. Get physical with one. Don’t remember her name.

We go to an other cool bar, it an outside bar, with psychedelic painting, wood fire . . . Then I ask a Canadian guy to marry us. We kiss. I run with her for the honey moon to my guest house. No key. Go the the outside shower. Have sex with her. Feel good. First day, first girl. NUMBER 90. I want to get to 110 before the 17th of October. Lets make it a challenge.

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WHY SEX ON THE BEACH ?

Yesterday night I go out with some of my mates. Going away party. I drink only Wine and beer, so I was drunk but I actually can remember (RedbullVodka make me forget).

I approach a lot of girl. Getting back in the game. Tried a lot of Push Pull. Build a lot of Sexual pressure. But I couldn’t get make out. they were turning away. And Now I know why. Because it a chill, exposed, bright venue. People knew each other, and my crazy behavior wat not expected.

ANYWAY HERE’S THE FUNNY FACT !

Pick up a handicapped Girl

Told a girl that refused to make out with me that when she’ll be old, I’ll come on her death bed, and Make out with her tired, old and weak body

Did the Velociraptor Dance

AND THE BEST FOR LAST !

A girl give me a Cocktail. SEX ON THE BEACH. I told her why I don’t understand the name of this cocktail. That there is no connection to SEX.

SO, I TOOK MY DICK OUT, AND DIPP IT IN THE GLASS.

Made me laugh, all my friend laughed to (After that I propose a sip of the cocktail to people and friend that didn’t sax me do that. And when they drunk it, I told them what I did. FUN !)

People ask me : They didn’t kick you out ? And I answer : IT’S ALL ABOUT BEING SOLID SNAKE !

2 days before I live for Thailande.

Love you all

Max

PS: Ryan video is coming soon !