BEST/WORST BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE

It all started as a pretty normal day in Nah Trang Vietnam 

I proceed to wake up Alex, Gilad, Ryan, Jamy, Dany, and Chris by screaming : BOOZECRUISE TIMMMMMMEEEE

A booze cruise is a boat that take you around some islands, and you get drunk, tan, talk to girls, and have fun . . . FUCK THAT 

As we get to the pier with our bottle of vodka and local rhum, the dude tell us that we cant bring our own booze caus we might get drunk, and its dangerous on the boat . . . IT’S CALLED A FUCKING BOOZE CRUISE YOU CUNT. 

Anyway I didn’t give a shit caus as you might now I quit drinking. But we ask for our money back, and drove to the guesthouse. 

It’s around 9.30 now and i decided to visit the girl I was with the night before, a hot 20 year old Dutch Girl. SCREAM AT HER DOOR. She open. I get in and ate her Vagayga.
She dont want me inside of her, so I just leave the room and go wait for my friend in the street. 

I see two girl going in a travel agency, I run after them, put my arm around the one I like, ask her where are we going. Have fun with her. Kiss her on the mouth briefly and then go back to my friend.

The rest of the day was pretty normal until I woke up from my disco nap.

All my friend are up in the dorm, pre drinking, when this bastard Alex, fucking english prick give me 30 reason why I should get FUCKED UP TONIGHT.  see 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU

It’s been 2 month that I haven’t been out drunk, so I knew that this night was gonna be a mess. 

The time pass, it’s 10pm, we still in the dorm, a bottle of vodka down our belly. TIME TO GO OUT. 

We go to that super small bar, and THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENED 

I go take a piss, and this gross English girl come and talk to me, that’s our conversation:

HER: Can I go First, I really need to pee
ME: FUCK YOU . . . Haha, go for it, I’ll pee in the sink
HER: <Going in>
ME : <Waiting >
HER: <Coming out> Did you pee in the sink
ME: <push her away, get in the bathroom, and start telling random stuff to her while I pee.>
HER: Where you from ?
ME: FRANNNNCE
HER: Je peu te faire une pipe <May I give you a blow job in french>
ME: <Finish pissing, wash my dick> CLOSE THE DOOR. 95% of the girl can’t give a blowjob . . . are you part of the 5% ? 
HER: NO <and the procced to give me a porn star blow job. 3 min after meeting her . . .>

As I come out of the bathroom with her, my friend are laughing at me, and i’m throwing my hand in the hair like a champion. The NIGHT JUST STARTED 

The rest of the night was a mess. 

Got really drunk, really rude, fucked up good set. Got a girl coming to make giving me her number, sing lived in a bar, and finished the night Fucking a Swedish Brunette <106> in the dorm Bathroom. 

 

What I learned from the quality of the girl I was with : Dont GET DRUNK. YOUR GAME IS THE BEST WHEN YOU’RE SOBER

What I learn from the awesome time I had singing in the bar : PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT when you are sober, not just with girl, but with other situation. 

STOP DRINKING IS THE BEST DECISION I HAD. It’s amazing what you can do when you psuh your limit with no alcohol. 

I’ll soon record a video about How to reach Constant state by getting drunk on people energy. 

 

I’m now in Hoi An, a small town with no partying, So I wait for a super hot Canadian girl I met yesterday to join me here, and have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend week.