PARIS SEXY TIME

So I meet A on the Internet 2 years ago.
This year she’s 18. Starting a modeling career.

A welcomes me in Paris. We go to a club and she introduce me to X, a sexy blond Russian model.

I start hooking up with X.
Then leave the place without saying bye. Leaving X wanting for more.

The next day, A come to the place i’m staying at. We talk. Have a drink. Then I jump on her and get a quick BJ.

A also tell me than X wants to fuck me and when I left the club the night before she was screaming : where my cock ? I wan my cock !

I go with A to a really big club. X join us. Try the threesome but X won’t share.

So I go with my friend and X back to house, no sex caus studio apartment with 4 people.

Next day go meet X at her place for food and sex. Awesome sex and food.

Them I go to a friend first djing gig. Dance there. Meet Italian girl. Start makin out. Pull to bathroom. Fuck.

FUN DAY

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WHAT MAKES YOU A MAN ?

KRAKOW POLAND.

August 20th 2013.

We are going out.

It’s hard here. Girls are intimidating. That’s what’s good with international travel. You have to adapt to different type of girls, cultures . . .

It takes some time to get warmed up. We approach some girls. Mine is a hot older girl. Until a chose come and told me I have to stop dragging her … He doesn’t like my physical game. I acknowledge him, saying hello blah blah. And go back to the girls. They go in a club. I don’t want to pay. We go somewhere else.

Find those two Australian girl. Drag them in a karaoke. They were suppose to go meet some dude but we stole them away. It’s gong nowhere they disappear.

I talk to a romanian blonde. Tight body. Hot face. We sing. We make out. She has to work in the morning. Can’t her to take me home with her. We say in hostel. Shared room. So it’s tough to pull. And for a girl to invite you in her house, she has to be so into you that she could bang you on the spot.

We move somewhere else. More approach. Both make out with two local girl. Until Ryan go for the DONG GRAB. His girl freak out. Pull mine away. Fuck it.

In the street we start talking to some girls when a local dude that look like a drug addict with fucked up teeth start interrupting us.

He speak to me in Polish. He is drunk. I don’t understand. The girl leave. We feel the shit. He try to slap me for no reason. I stop his hand. He his with 5 friends.

One if his friend comes to Ryan and he is so drunk he fall on the floor.

Me and Ryan stand there. Saying that everything is cool. They keep on coming at us tryin to slap us. We start walking away. They follow us for like 100 meters. Trying to get us to fight. We ignore.

AFTER THAT I FEEL LIKE KILLING THE CUNTS.

But I did nothing. I learned in my retreat I the Tibetan monastery that violence is nt an option.
When one. His slap got me. My fist clenched, and I felt like pinchig the dude as hard as I could in the face.
But I Took a deep breath in and left. We could see in the background the other friends waitin for us to fight so they could jump on us.

After this I really felt like a bitch. I asked myself and Ryan ” Are we not man ? Are we bitches for walking away ?”

Some might say yes. But I think that real man don’t fight. Real man walk away. Unmoved. Are able to move on.

So straight after we approach more girls. Until we wen to bed.

I still fill a bit shit about it. But it’s all about my ego. My man ego. FUCK THAT. WALK AWAY FROM THE EGO AND NEGATIVITY. I WILL NOT FIGHT.

Peace mofos

ENGLISH DUNGEON SEX

BUDAPEST ENGLISH DUNGEON PORN.

it’s the last night in Budapest. The plan is: staying at the hostel, cooking some food and watch POOTY TANG.

And then little 18 year old English girl that I met the day before (not the virgin I was with) shows up.

Picture a little 18 year old blond girl, dressing like a poshy and classy 50 year old English lady, smoking cigarette after cigarette caus he make her look like she’s from MAD MAN.

I approached he the night before. She was seating by herself at the hostel. she came out with us but I was not into her. Hostel girl are always a back up plan if you can’t pull out.

So today I’m about to start POOTY TANG. And I see her outside. Go straight to her, dance on her like a striper and kiss her. Invite her for the movie. We watch it as we fool around. Then I tell et about THE DUNGEON.

Ryan told me about the DUNGEON when he went and finger bang a girl there. It’s the underground area of the hostel used by the staff as a laundry room.

So I take her there. And she go nuts. Rip her cloth off. I have no condom so we just go for for play. She blow me like a pro. I film her with her iPhone. Put her panty in her mouth when she scream. Crazy underground sex to complete this evening.

On this note. I’m off to bed.

Adios.

Max

Ps: today at the thrift shop I met a really hit Greek girl. Talk to her. Followed her in the changing room and tried to make out with her. No success. That was awkward but I loved it.

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Turkey !

Arrived in Turkey.

Went out. Lots of hot girls. Approaching me. Smiling at me …

We then hitch hike to the south of Turkey. 18 hours of traveling.
Arrived in Olympos in the middle
Of the night. No bed. So we talk with some people and in exchange of some gardening work got 3 days of food and accommodation.

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WHEN YOU OBEY THE DICE

When I was in Pai, Thailand, my good friend Harry introduce me to the dice.
He was simply asking a dice to make decision for him. I felt really curious and I wanted to know more.

It all come from a book named

THE DICEMAN

By Luke Rhinehart

The principle are simple, you give the dice from 1 to 6 option. It could be a destination, something to do, someone to be, someone to fuck ….
You basically relieve yourself of all responsibilities. (and so much more if you read the book)

You know this hard feeling you got when you want to go to bed but in the room next door sleep a hot girl you flirted with all day, an you don’t know if you should talk to her. THROW THE DICE. NO MORE DILEMA

So I wake up yesterday morning at 7.20 am ready to leave Phokara, direction Kathmandu.

How should I go ? Hitch hiking, local buses ( little overpacked bouncy shitty bus that take 8 hours to do 300 km) or tourist bus.

One throw of the dice and I’m set for a tourist bus. TURNS OUT they all leave the bus station at 7.30 so I’m to late.

At this point I feel like goin by hitch hiking BUT the last time I didn’t respect a dice decision, Karma got me. (I was suppose to stay sober all day, but by 10pm I smoked a joint and it killed me. I felt like shit …)

So I decide to stay one more day and leave on the morrow.

HERE COME THE SURPRISE.

I move my stuff to Pierre’s room and he is sharing it with a cute German girl.
We start chatting and we all go to that little cafe to chill and get stone.

Over there I make my sloppy moves. Raspberries on her belly, declaration of love …

Then the evening time comes, and she goes to the room to get some of he stuff. Myself I just seat here with my friend doing nothing. Until I remember that I have to wash my hair. So I ask the dice if I should go now. YES.

I GO. Find myself in the room with little German cutty. Ask her to help me for the shampoo and shower. We kiss. And she did help me in the shower. And later that night before I went to sleep.
No sex caus period, but we still had some fun.

Now I’m really on my way to Kathmandu.
Tomorrow I’m gonna start a 10 days Tibetan meditation class. Hopping that it will help me with some of my obsession, insecurities and such.

I’m still alive. In Nepal

Hello hello.

I haven’t posted in a whole so there I is do you, a brief summary of my last 2 month.

SRI LANKA

I had an amazing time. Surfing. Traveling. Spending time with my parents.
I felt like traveling with my dad made me regress in my progress. Like I became daddy’s boy again. Really felt that my confidence suffered from it.

GIRLS
One Swedish girl. Super tall. I thought she was traveling with her boyfriend. Turned out to be just a friend. So we hooked up a few time.

One Danish girl. I managed to pull her in a room that I was sharing with my dad. In the morning he brought us breakfast in bed. TOP DAD.
After a few days this girl became to attached. One night when I was really pissdrunk I fought with her. Made her cry. And ended up at 8 in the morning, making sand castle with a friend, after a full night I party.

NEPAL

NEPAL IS GREAT.

But we smoke too much.
And when I’m high I lose my intent, I lose the devil in me.
Still I hooked up with that English girl.

We met at a trance festival where, in the beginning ttys night we made out. Middle of the night I was so drunk and fucked that I scream to her

go wash your cunt so I can eat it all night

She didn’t like that and left freaked out. She was high on Acid.

4 days later I randomly see her. Start talking again. We laugh. We kiss. We FUCK.

I’m now on my way to a 10 day meditation course. I hope to get from it a calmness of mind. Freedom from outcome. Pure love.

AND AFTER THAT,

TIME TO PILLAGE EUROPE STARTING BY TURKEY

So if I come by your country and you wan to party. Send me a mail on the facebook page. PILLAGE THE WORLD

cheers.

Maxime

BEST/WORST BLOW JOB OF MY LIFE

It all started as a pretty normal day in Nah Trang Vietnam 

I proceed to wake up Alex, Gilad, Ryan, Jamy, Dany, and Chris by screaming : BOOZECRUISE TIMMMMMMEEEE

A booze cruise is a boat that take you around some islands, and you get drunk, tan, talk to girls, and have fun . . . FUCK THAT 

As we get to the pier with our bottle of vodka and local rhum, the dude tell us that we cant bring our own booze caus we might get drunk, and its dangerous on the boat . . . IT’S CALLED A FUCKING BOOZE CRUISE YOU CUNT. 

Anyway I didn’t give a shit caus as you might now I quit drinking. But we ask for our money back, and drove to the guesthouse. 

It’s around 9.30 now and i decided to visit the girl I was with the night before, a hot 20 year old Dutch Girl. SCREAM AT HER DOOR. She open. I get in and ate her Vagayga.
She dont want me inside of her, so I just leave the room and go wait for my friend in the street. 

I see two girl going in a travel agency, I run after them, put my arm around the one I like, ask her where are we going. Have fun with her. Kiss her on the mouth briefly and then go back to my friend.

The rest of the day was pretty normal until I woke up from my disco nap.

All my friend are up in the dorm, pre drinking, when this bastard Alex, fucking english prick give me 30 reason why I should get FUCKED UP TONIGHT.  see 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkKKTsJZ5kU

It’s been 2 month that I haven’t been out drunk, so I knew that this night was gonna be a mess. 

The time pass, it’s 10pm, we still in the dorm, a bottle of vodka down our belly. TIME TO GO OUT. 

We go to that super small bar, and THAT’S WHEN IT HAPPENED 

I go take a piss, and this gross English girl come and talk to me, that’s our conversation:

HER: Can I go First, I really need to pee
ME: FUCK YOU . . . Haha, go for it, I’ll pee in the sink
HER: <Going in>
ME : <Waiting >
HER: <Coming out> Did you pee in the sink
ME: <push her away, get in the bathroom, and start telling random stuff to her while I pee.>
HER: Where you from ?
ME: FRANNNNCE
HER: Je peu te faire une pipe <May I give you a blow job in french>
ME: <Finish pissing, wash my dick> CLOSE THE DOOR. 95% of the girl can’t give a blowjob . . . are you part of the 5% ? 
HER: NO <and the procced to give me a porn star blow job. 3 min after meeting her . . .>

As I come out of the bathroom with her, my friend are laughing at me, and i’m throwing my hand in the hair like a champion. The NIGHT JUST STARTED 

The rest of the night was a mess. 

Got really drunk, really rude, fucked up good set. Got a girl coming to make giving me her number, sing lived in a bar, and finished the night Fucking a Swedish Brunette <106> in the dorm Bathroom. 

 

What I learned from the quality of the girl I was with : Dont GET DRUNK. YOUR GAME IS THE BEST WHEN YOU’RE SOBER

What I learn from the awesome time I had singing in the bar : PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT when you are sober, not just with girl, but with other situation. 

STOP DRINKING IS THE BEST DECISION I HAD. It’s amazing what you can do when you psuh your limit with no alcohol. 

I’ll soon record a video about How to reach Constant state by getting drunk on people energy. 

 

I’m now in Hoi An, a small town with no partying, So I wait for a super hot Canadian girl I met yesterday to join me here, and have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend week.